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Your round closes in three weeks. Your story should not take six months.

You have a funding window, a launch, or a founder story that is better than the one currently on the internet. You do not have a comms hire, and you have read the threads about $10,000-a-month retainers.1 The desk starts tonight.

What the desk does for you

  • 01

    Turns your numbers into news.

    Operating data, customer surveys, a point of view: the story engine turns them into the original data stories journalists ask for most, on a monthly cadence, with receipts.

  • 02

    Works the funding window.

    Embargo packages, exclusive-first sequencing, a media list with a reason for every name, and a lead who has done this before.

  • 03

    Answers the “looking for a source” posts.

    Journalist requests on your topics, matched daily and answered in your voice, for your approval.

  • 04

    Keeps the AI engines honest.

    When an investor asks ChatGPT about you, you want it right. We check weekly and fix the source pages, not the engine.

Where to start

Most founders start on Buzz at $2,000 a month: 35 pitches, a named lead, one wire release included. A seed-stage agency retainer is $3,000 to $7,000 for two to four pitches, with a four-to-six-month minimum.2 If it is just you, Debut at $600 covers the first chapter.